To swat or not to swat; that is the question.
Does PETA know the difference between an insect and an animal?
PETA is a joke.
Now they’re upset at President Barack Obama for swatting a fly during an interview Tuesday. If only someone would only swat PETA.
During an interview with CNBC’s John Harwood in the East Room of the White House the other day, Obama was defending his administration’s intervention approach to the financial crisis.
But a pesky fly kept buzzing about, distracting him.
The president paused in the middle of his answer, stared down the fly that had landed on his left hand and gave it a fatal slap.
“I got the sucker,” the president boasted after fatally slapping the critter on the back of his hand.
I was impressed by President Obama’s fly swatting hand speed when he smashed a pesky fly during an interview last week. However, the at PETA says that you can no longer refer to our President as someone who wouldn’t hurt a fly.
PETA’s primary response has been to send a Katcha humane bug catcher to the White House. PETA sells this humane bug catcher for $8.
With this wonder of technology, you simply plunk the clear pyramid part over the critter, then carefully slide the card under the bug you want to release back into the wild.
Yeah. Right.
How absurd.
PETA discredits themselves and loses credibility.
Houseflies are a major disease carrier with an unswatted lifespan of about 2-3 weeks and therefore, keeping them out of our homes is part of any healthy lifestyle. our chances of squishing ants and tiny microbes as we walk around.
PETA is a joke.
Insert your own jokes here.
Madame Tussaud’s already has a wax statue of Obama, complete with flyswatter in hand. The only thing missing is the halo.
Regarding the Katcha humane bug catcher, will PETA consider making one big enough to fit Joe Biden in it?
It wasn’t a mere fly; it was a new biological war weapon from Al-Qaeda. There was a one in a million chance of disarming it correctly and somehow, Obama fluked it.
Obama swatted a fly…Clinton opened HIS!
Breaking news: A fly autopsy has been completed and the fly was found to have a terminal disease. Mr. Obama showed compassion by humanly helping the fly end its pain.
Quote of the Day:
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
–George Santayana
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